There were two little boys, very proud of their goat
For this pet wore a very soft, silky, white coat.
They hitched her to their wagon, she went down the hill
And the two little boys, from their wagon, got a bad spill.
The two little boys got up, brushing off the dirt.
Says Bob, to Dick, "Brother, are you very much hurt?"
"No", says Dick, "to hurt me, nothing has a chance
For you know, I'm wearing a pair of Dad's old pants."
Note: These two little boys are grandsons Robert Leroy Kern (1926-1990 and James Richard "Dick" Kern (1929-2011)
I couldn't find a picture of Bob and Dick with the goat, but this photo from 1924 shows their 3 oldest siblings, Wilma Kern, Donald Ormsby and Charles "Victor" Ormsby
These are copyright 1996 and reprinted with permission.