Mickey
Mouse! Mickey Mouse!
Please don’t
come to my house.
For I don’t
think it would be fair
To scare me,
‘till I’d run and jump on a chair.
And every
bit of bread and cheese,
I’d put upon
my cupboard shelf
You would
not even say “Please”
But eat it
your own greedy self.
And my
Dolly’s nice dresses
I’d put away
as her best;
You’d
chipple into nasty messes,
And then
make your nest.
So, Mickey
Mouse, please listen to that
Or I’ll tell
my old spotted cat.
And she’ll
spring on you and make you go wee
Then take
you home for her kittens to see.
And then to
her kittens she’d say
Now wash
your faces and look very fine
For on poor
Mickey Mouse today
We are going
to dine.
Note: Similar theme as last week - I think she may have been fighting with mice when she wrote these.
These are copyright 1996 and reprinted with permission.