- A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.
- The lazier a man is, the more he is going to do tomorrow.
- Men are just the opposite from guns - the smaller the caliber, the bigger the bore.
- An open mind, like an open window, should have a screen to keep the bugs out.
- Prosperity is just being able to pay a little more for things we shouldn't buy anyway.
These are copyright 1996 and reprinted with permission.